Friday, December 29, 2006

Bowling my way to GREAT FUN!
I very the paiseh okay!Always get the gutter and not to mention I sprained my ankle :(
I am so very the sad.HAA!Anyway pictures up.Sorry if the pictures are all blurry.My cam sux.




Aisha look like from the dunno-what-dunno-where ghetto with the hoodie.
The boys.

Yup.Camwhoring at its best.We were bored.REALLY!
Taken without notice.Blur.OOOPSY DAISY

Another blur shot.My hands are made up of jelly like substance.Wobbling all the way.

Ahhh...My brand new addiction:BOWLING.Still awaiting my turn at the alley.
OHHH YESS!
Happy Birthday Mama!

You're the BEST.She is sometimes embarrassingly funny and loud.Hey,but I still do love her and senseless shopping adventures.Senseless as in never think before buying things.

Let me enlightened you with my 10 New Year's resolution.1 being the not so important and 10 being the most important.
  1. Find a cure for my persistent backaches.
  2. Retrieve and restore the missing data from my computer.If necessary,reformatting my computer
  3. Trying to keep this blog alive and well.I don't do long commitment.I agree with my sis
  4. Stop believing in silly ambitious charity missions like "Stop Poverty".Excuse me,you can't stop poverty.Stop asking why.Its just meant to be that way.
  5. Take better care of my assets and try not uhhh destroy them
  6. STOP ALL THE SWEARING!Try acting a little more demure or better still:KUNIANG!
  7. Start revising or I will lose out.I am a slave for time.Time waits for no one
  8. Start saving money for I-don't know-what purpose.Oh yeah!Now I remember.I shall save money to SHOP.Pamper yourself dipshit.
  9. Clear out the unnecessary items from my closet.They have to make way for the new items.
  10. Last but not least.Try to stick with all or most of the commitments from January 1st to December 31st.Let's just hope I could stick with all of the resolutions.
I really learnt alot in 2006.This year past us like a gush of wind.You wouldn't realise it cos day in day out you do the same things.I dunno its just so fast that I became so shocked.I try new things and had the experience of a lifetime.Okay maybe not a lifetime cos considering how young I am.I really don't want to rewind back my journey of 2006 because let bygones be bygones.I don't believe in regrets.
Well till next time,sweethearts.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

SHEESH!My computer gave up on me after I wrote a bloody long post.
Pictures:




Thanks Sis for making my birthday a blast.And OOOOO!I like Zing-Do!I ate Chicken Bulgogi(spelling?)cos I am a chicken who is afraid to eat other things on the menu.Come to Zing-Do during late/early luches.beat the crowd and its cool if you're a student cos there is like discount.Y'know student price.I bowled for the first time today.I can definately snagged gold,silver and bronze medals and maybe dishonourable mention for having the worst score on earth.
On a random note:The Top 10 Songs in 2006
10)Affliction by AFI(the best vege band on earth)
9)Like A Star by Corrine Bailey Rae(I like her.SO?)
8)Call in the Calvary by The Shys
7)Bojangles by Pitbull(Flame me for my taste or rather lack thereof)
6)My Love by Justin Timberlake and T.I(hey I like JT since I was four.Nsync era)
5)Death Goes To Disco by Goodnight Nurses(They're big in NZ)
4)Faster Kill Pussycat by Paul Oakenfold and Brittany Murphy.(Didn't know that she could sing)
3)Lithium by Evanescence
2)LDN by Lily Allen(Groovy.Just the way I like it)
1)Blame it on Bad Luck by Bayside.(I absolutely love them)

Another random crap
How to download from Youtube:
Mozilla Firefox User:

Click on Getting Started and then click on Install Extensions and typed Youtube on the search engine.I recommend you to download Fast Video Download.Its fast and good.
After you download and restart your Mozilla Firefox,you will see

See the icon beside the padlock?Everytime you go Youtube and watched a video that you like,click on the boxy icon and this will pop out

Click Save.And TADAH!you have sucessfully download a youtube video
For non Mozilla Firefox users:
After you watched a video from Youtube and decided to download a video,copy the URL of the video that you are watching.Next,open a new window with this URL.Its faster than Youtubex or GreaseMonkey.You will see a bar that looks like this:

Paste the Youtube URL in there and click Get Video. Click on the Download Link button and a Save As pop-up will appear.Rename your video and INSERT A .flv extensions.Its(dot)flv.Its important.Trust me.Your computer can't read the format for get_video and it will cost you alot of trouble for later(when you wanna convert).
Oh yeah both ways also work for Google Videos,Metacafe,Myspace and those that has gotta do with Adobe Flash Player.(care to verify?).So after that,you have to scour the web to convert flv to avi,mpeg,wmv,mp3 or ipod movie(whats the extension?)
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Cute,ain't it?I got it from Farah?Oh yeah,thats cos it meant for advertising.Its furry and fuzzy wuzzy.Absolute cuteness.I think she has more colour but she gave me PINK!Thanx babe
See,my cpod is one happy cpod:).She makes design for handphone pouches too.
Leave a comment if you wanna have one of these.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

*cough cough cough*
What a good way to celebrate Christmas than being sick and doing homework.Speaking of homework,I still have a plethora of homework still awaiting to be done.Plus,the shows on TV are re-runs.Oh how nice of them to show programmes which dialogues I have memorise.
PLEASE SOMEBODY ENLIGHTENED ME!
BLEAHGH!
Stupid Mediacorp or as Rockson says: Mediacock(his words hor,not mine)keep repeating the same shows over and over again.Super slow.Might as well I watch Youtube rather than the stupid TV.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a very good girl this year.Okay,maybe not your perfect little girl.I cuss like a man and even a man is terrified by my oh-so-vulgar vocabulary.Alright already,I have commit a lot of sins but WTF,like as if no one doesn't commit any sins.Okay back to the point of being nice.I am nice this year.So I was wondering if you would be ultra kind to me and fulfil me my wishes this year.I know that is too late to "sent" you this list.
What I really want for Christmas:
  1. Clothes and more clothes.I know that its not like I don't have clothes but I could never get over my addiction of buying more clothes
  2. Shoes.Preferably Birkenstocks:Granada,Madrid andArizona.Maybe Keds?Hmm.I need high heels,maybe wedges?
  3. Hairbands.Idiotic sister always have to steal my hair bands and sometimes never return them.it irks me a lot when I have to scour for them early in the morning.I like things to be fast y'know.
  4. Silicone case for my cpod(brand new name).I really need those
  5. Watches.I desperately need those.
  6. I need a spanking new collection of books.I'm getting sick of reading the same old crap over and over again.
See Santa,I am not picky after all.

Friday, December 22, 2006

I don't like you in a way

Thailand was absolute fun.Really it was.I will save you the trouble of knowing what telah happened there by posting the pix.(see,at least I wasn't so long winded)

All are hurriedly captioned

I went para sailing and jet skiing and of course not to mention banana boating.If you wanna have adrenaline rush,opt for the jet skiing.Its way more fun than the silly para sailing and banana boating.There was no sense of vertigo when I was para sailing(really,there wasn't)BLAH!SO SUCK MY FUCKING TOES YOU BIG TIMID LOSERS.AT LEAST I HAVE DONE IT.Now,I wanna do bungee jumping and ooooooo,sky diving.

Stupid silly elephants.

The elephant looks most unwilling.

Yup.He(assuming that it is a he)must have eaten a diet laced with ecstasy.
The show is really awesome.*snorts in laughter*.It got me thinking how-many'th-time does the staffs at Dream World put back the props in its original manner?

Very postcard-y except for the pointy thing.What is that anyway?

Traffic in Bangkok is a circus.The Thais really have alot of patience.I got stuck in their massive jams.Even the highway has traffic jams.One of the jams started way before the toll booth and it stretched from there onwards.

Sky Lounge:The Mirror of Bangkok.Everyday in Thailand,I ate Tom Yum,fish,eggs and mixed vegetables.I ate them until I became sian.Its hard but not impossible to find Muslim food there.That's the only setback I had there in Thailand.

You could finish the Yakult in 1 gulp(not joking).Apparently,Singapore's Yakult is the biggest and the only one that has 5 flavours.

These fishes are real smart.They come in around dawn and would leave by sunset.Its a mystery to where their "home" is.Smart because they know they would never be food for us humans cos they are protected(Buddhist temple site,so protected mah) and they know what time to come and go.They say that the smartest animals are animals that can adapt themselves to their new surroundings quickly.I think that it refers to humans as well.They feed on bread only and I banged their head with the bread



Oh yeah,my sister kena pic pocket by some dumb ass Arab pickpockets.Yeah,so now I kinda bear malice against the Arabs.After the incident,I was kinda on low energizer batteries.HAAA!

I love Hafizah cos she and I went to Far East and all around Orchard on Wednesday and she belanja me sushi.I LOVE YOU BABE!
I shall bear malice despite protest from my right side of my brain.

p/s:I really do hate the Arabs albeit not much.I have Arab extract friends but they aren't like the assholes who steal from others
p/p/s:I do hate the person in particular and I will refuse to change my perception of this person.As much good deeds this person has done,I will still not consider about liking it(I don't consider the person a human at all,this person is far worse than a savage beast)
p/p/p/s:If I ever get hold of the pickpockets,I shall turn into pinhead.Well,not that I have Sadistic Personality disorder but I guess anger get the better of me.
p/p/p/p/s:I do regret being nice.I really do.I should have think twice or a thousand time before doing a good deed
p/p/p/p/p/s:I know my reaction is a tad too strong but who the fuck cares?I don't and I expect others not to care either because of freedom of speech.

Monday, December 18, 2006

I'm back

Yes...I'm back from one helluva trip from the Land of Smiles and Rice Bowls.Yea..I will blog only if I feel like it.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

off to bangkok in an hour's time

I'm going there to shop or lack thereof.I wanna see the ah kuas there.They say the ah kuas are way prettier than normal girls.Hahaha.Like duh -_-".Plastic surgery makes any ugly duckling turns into swans.So people don't scold me if I never buy you anything.
So here is a picture of me in any case you forgot how chio or crazy I can be.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Totally Random Thoughts and Whatever-nots

My family lives under the impression that I sleep like a log(which is half true) but they didn't realise that I suffer from mild insomnia(really its true!) So every night,I will stare up to my dark ceiling or tossing and turning and shaking the bed.Truth is,I'm scared of the dark or as Worst Case Scenario says:No one is afraid of the dark but rather they are more afraid of what is going happened to them in the dark.Makes sense.My brain will run its roller coaster ride of imagination.The one thing I fear is that someone comes to my room and stabbed my head or some eerie supernatural thingy will bite my head off.Funny as it seems but it is quite true.

So when I'm not imagining things,I do a little thinking and musings to myself.From all of these late night thinking,I realise how paradoxical the world can be.

  1. In reality shows,the contestants are asked to be someone whom they are not.Like for instance:survivor.Apparently the producers will asked the contestants to be ehmm bitchy or demanding or lazy so that they can spice up the drama at the ulu place those contestants are living in.
  2. Some people believe of afterlife.Its ironic isn't it?The end but yet the beginning
  3. The fact that Steve Irwin get killed by a sting ray despite battling and being up close with earth's deadliest creatures.Sting rays attacks don't cause fatalities
Of course there is more but seriously my enigmatic brain can't churn out anymore intriguing thoughts because *yawns*.ZZzzzzzzzz

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Sinful me

Well during the last few weeks of holiday, I realised that I have commited a LOT of sins.Heard of the seven deadly sins?Yeah?I have all of them excluding lust.

Lets start with gluttony:

I stuffed myself since Thursday.Ate at Secret Recipe for lunch with my mum.At first she wanted to ONLY buy SD card but ended up eating.She forced me to order some fish thingy with some nabeh weird gravy but hey wtf,it tasted quite okay.To top it off,she ordered oreo cheesecake and the bestselling cake at secret recipe which is marble cheesecake.Sinfully delectable.WAKAKAKA.
On Friday,my mom never cooks which is quite normal.She took me and my lil sister to eat at pizza hut at Clementi.Ulu sia that place.The toilet is a perfect crime scene(the CSI fever has caught on me!).Quiet and no one goes in there often(not suggesting you do any hanky panky or crime there)Stuff myself with more pizza,some weird ass seafood platter and some weird ass strawberry drink.On Saturday,I stuffed myself with Hajjah Maimunah's siput sedut.Eeyer.To think that I actually sucked in the shellfish mucus and can still call it yummy.I am totally grossing myself out.So today,my family went to the railway station and eat.Damn old school sia that place.The food there are totally SALTY.Nabeh so disgusting.Tomorrow and the day after tommorow,I shall skipped lunch and dinner and shall go jogging.Its high time for my lazy ass to go jogging.

Next:Greedy
Greed is always in my blood and unlike gluttony which comes and goes like the wind.The point is I am a greedy person rather than a glutton.

Up next:Sloth
I seriously wish that I was in school rather than being at home.I really do albeit not all the time of course

Wrath:
Its quite norm to see me angry.I AM AN ANGRY PERSON!Well not always but sometimes

Envy:
Tell me people,Who doesn't envy others?People who say they never envy others are not people,they are called ROBOTS.

Pride:
The motherfucker of all sins.YAY!As wikipedia says:
A desire to be more important or attractive than others,failing to give credits due to others and excessive love of self



Too bad John Doe is a fictional character cos if he is not,I wouldn't be alive..haha

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

nothing

I am self obsessed with myself and this blog lacks of big ass photos of myself.So yeah.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

the web has secrets

CHECK THIS OUT
I have absolutely no idea what they are trying to say
English to Gansta Talk.
Or if you don't like gansta talkin,you will definately love ah beng style of talkin.
Trust me...its so damn funny
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