Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Tell me something that I didn't know. Is it me or is it the altering of URL virus has caught on people? Let’s call it URLottis. Bah,I know it sound like some bodoh-infectious malady but hey LIKE WHO CARES.I know you pest cares.Damn.My tongue is itchy.

Oh kakak.I think you gave me nightmares for at least 1 month.HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!Shit!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Have I said it before that Friendster and Myspace sucks?I hate it like I hate Kumpulan kumpulanawan gelap(literally).I felt that it was my obligation to bury these Friendster and Myspace whores alive.If not so, pour hot acid all over their brain so that the very least,their intelligence will grow. Yes,I was thinking of dextrinisation.How smart are you?What is it with the pursed lips and the wide eyed innocence look?I really think its a turn off to look at these girls(and guys).Sure I did these uber-disgusting-and-so-not-cute look before but as it turns out its better to look sexy rather than looking like a goldfish.I had enough off looking at stupid accounts that features "models" with that innocence look.Blog is another different story.I feel that a blog is an avenue to pour your heart and soul and of course your memories.Somethings are worth it to be "penned" down and shared among your friends and even strangers.the only irrartating part about blogs is that people likes to write like this:mOii is veerii siian lerhhs.
O.o.What the fuck are you tring to say?Oh you are very lucky that I could understand those "signals" that you are trying to send.
Oh yes..I digress.Again.Anyway I felt compelled to even write this.Its such a rampant disease that is somehow affecting people who wants to be popular(think of a certain species named Plastico)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

YEAY!YEAY!HOLA!
KAKAK PERGI CAMP!!!!
Nobody to disturb me!!YEAY!
Very saddening.Really.
Important stuffs now.
Detention was suprisingly FUN.Actually I was already anticipating it.
New places discovered.Like it was not all that bad.The beyotching part was great.
hehehe.Saw Plastico and we also decided to be Plastico.I really think I get gold for trying to be like her/him.
Like why is everyone in the entire shit ball world wants to know who the fuck Plastico is?Your problem issit?If it doesn't concern you,I don't think you should even know who this person is.*Smirks*

I am soooooo craving for granola bars.Cookies and Cream.Also I am addicted to Where My Dogs At and Survivor and Celebrity Big Brother.Bloody awesome!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

OH NO!!!Rock Steady is stuck to my head!!!I need a eargasm PRONTO!Bleagh!

Monday, January 22, 2007

oh hello.OH MY VEEE!How would you feel if some wacko starts to regurgitate your work.Ahh,you will be annoyed.Wouldn't you?That is a natural instinct but actually I feel honoured if someone decided to use it.HAHAHAHAH!Go get a life man.I personally feel thateveryone is born with a very different sense of creativity.I admit that I am artistically challenged.I can't draw/paint/colour to save my life.It ain't my forte.I suck at that.I really do.So as human beings,we are flawed to begin with.I don't possess certain talent and you don't either.I am born with a talent and you too are born with something special.Right?But it doesn't entitled ANYBODY,I repeat it:ANYBODY to regurgitate your works.Be it in blogging,photography and so and so forth to use your work without your permission.

Oh I digress

Ehh,I completely lost my mind.I really do.I think I swap it with Qi De.ASS!
Oh on Saturday, I went to FAR EAST!Ehh bloody fucking boring.Every other shops sells the same clothes.Nautical stripes.Bow belt.Totes.More bow belts.Heels of the same colour:Bronze.Sailor inspired necklaces.Like not bored one meh?How to even survive?The same dresses okay!

Anyway I absolutely love the company of my gorgeous girlfriends.Farah aka Fakira(say it fast and stress on K)fizah and Nurul.Pix up.I love candid shots cos they are the best to portray the feelings.It really speaks directly to you.

Oh Farah.Don't stare too much

Dumb artistic shot.SO?I like them.

The best thing girls can do:CAMWHORE!Ehhh...GOT Fakira!I always thought you avoid thecamera like a plague.

Ahh,my perfect camwhoring partner.Move aside Mariani.Just kidding
Wahh,so cute!What the hell?

Fakira,your neck pain arh?Funny man that actions of yours.HAHAHAHAHA!
hahaha.nothing to do better.

Ohh do you know that I have a sunken feeling that a pest is reading my blog?I guess its a woman's intuition.And no,I wasn't referring to my sis.My sis is always a faithful reader of this blog.I love her but she annoys me to my wits end.I know what she will be saying.Save me from that.
"oh its always the big sister's job to annoy".I know that kakak.Thank you for sharing.Oh did anyone see my little sister's monitor badge.*gleams*She will make a good monitor.I don't hope,I KNOW!

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Why Hello.I'm very tired and my backache is starting to kill me.AGAIN.Ahh,the cons of being tall and thin.Anyway,I like being skinny.I can fit into alot of clothes.Oh,I'm not making anyone jealous or anything here.If you feel so offended,then too bad.Oh if you see other Kent Ridgeans' blogs,you will realize that we(us,Kent Ridgeans) went to Ngee Ann.I'm not all that interested but hey my options are still open.I don't mind going JC or poly but my mom says its better to go JC than go poly.I agree but still I'm keeping my options open.I know its important to make my choice now but I've too many things on my mind so I really don't want to touch on this topic again.EVER!So anyway,the entire entourage trooped down to Ngee Ann.It was packed.Picture this,ever been stuck at immigration?The Malaysia-Singapore border?The time where buses couldn't move and cars were butt-smelling each other?Yeah something like that but on a smaller scale.Its fun...yadayada.Oh yeah Ngee Ann's School Of business is okay.Perky students.Goddamn.What part of "No,its okay" they don't understand?"No"or "okay"?Heh.The only thing I like was their Mass Comm.WOAH!I like.I don't know where to begin.Its a pity that some of my friends gave it a miss.

Oh,yes.I really hate my school bag cos I saw another 2 guys wore the same bag as me.Mortified is an understatement.Theirs are in BLUE and mine is black.Talking about similarities,I pity Fizah cos hers has 1..2..3..4..aiyah countless of people wearing the same bag as her.I really mean it when mortified is an understatment.I wanted to beamed off the face of the planet when I see another person wear the same thing as me.Paiseh okay.Very malu leh like that.

Plastico.Hah.My friends.Hah.Like real.Hah.Mariani acts like she doens't know.Hah.Eh,don't be so kaypoh can?

I'm tired.Blankie is MISSING.Where oh where has my Blankie gone too?


Actually,something random but but my sweet tooth is demanding me to eat something SWEET.Like durh.-__-".My social life is being sucked into a vortex.Sad to see it being vacuumed cos the O levels for me has just started.F&N coursework is well on its way.I'm positive bout it.Time to get serious now.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007


Do I really need to elaborate any further?I think everyone is feeling the same way too.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Hello there!I AM GOING BLIND AT ANY RATE.I am living in darkness.Literally.Damn,why must the light go faulty at this moment?I CAN'T FIND MY CURVE RULE.SHIT!!!Now my sisters are all camping at my room.Shiok one meh?There's nothing fun about my room except that it has a spongy mattress.I claimed by peeing on it so it has strange "aroma".

I am so dead beat.Maths is a bore.My grasp on my curve graphs is rudimentary.Help me someone?


My matress.Actually no.I took it from deviantart.Sorrylah,if I take your picture okay?


Like since when I did yoga?My joints are not lubricated yet so it has its creaks.I sound like an old ah mah.

Friday, January 12, 2007

HELLO!
Wah,I sounded so perky.YAY!I broke all time record.I would like to thank the following people:
My usual accomplices:Mariani,Farah and Hafizah.You know I love you guys and a detention wouldn't be completed without your presence.Today is a red-letter day.Don't you think so?oh I've just realised.
*smacks forehead*
Everyone in 4e9(choir people only lah)got detention.WAH!Wait.Except for our beloved enemy.Our dearest beloved enemy didn't get detention.I don't know why she faked sympathy to gain friends.Shedding crocodile tears.She is those kinda of girls that teachers adore.responsible,hardworking,helpful,...Aiyah,long story short;the good sweet girls who can do no harm.I loathe these kind of girls.So stereotypical.*rolls eyeballs*.

On a lighter note:
Someone cleaned my room!Actually,my mom kinda cleaned my room.I kinda told myself to clean my room since ages ago.i can't clean my room.WHY?cos i dunno what to throw and what not to throw and I will end up messing it up again.So I see no point of cleaning it up.Wow!i don't think you would expect that.Would you?

The clothes pile?Its clean clothes waiting to be ironed.WOWZA!Its actually organized mess.I know whats in which pile.So clearly I get all infuriated if that pile is gone or has been re-organised.That's only the study table where I get all distracted.I can't seem to make space to write on the study table itself.Luckily,you haven't seen the rest of my closet YET.Let's just say its messy.MESSY(for the lack of better word)
Actually,I don't mind messy rooms but I HATE dirty toilets.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Sick people are bored people and when boredom strikes in,you start to bloghop,friendsterhop and myspacehop.I am kinda perturbed by the friendster and myspace attention seeker whores.The last I heard that none of these 2 pages give away prizes to those who has multitude of friends.Some add people thay even barely know.All I know that friendster is for your friends you wanna keep in touch with and that is why it is called FRIENDster not STRANGERster.
Talking about bloghopping,guess whose photoblog I saw.PETE WENTZ.His photos has some of the most weirdest and emo-istic(sp?) captions I've ever seen.


Oh now I really look like a pirate with the eye patch.All I need is wood stick for a leg,a hook for a hand and smart talking parrot and some crew and a ship.Ahoy there.Or I could be just like Elizabeth Swann.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Stupid sore eyes!Now my eyes look like slits on my face.Not to mention,it is bloodshot RED.Pain beyond words.Very excruciating okay .OTT much.It just feel like someone jabbing/poking your eyes and it is itchy and I really wanna scratch my eyeballs off.Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy.I pity my mum cos both of her eyes are sore.

p/s:Eh,sis,you read the 2 blogs already.Talking about plagiarising much
p/p/s:Chamillionaire is handsome...NOT
p/p/p/s:Here's a picture of him

Very the handsome.NOT!

Now I need to scratch my eyeballs.Till then sweeties

Sunday, January 07, 2007

I hate my house.More like I hate the location of my house.Sure,its near amenities but its near a junction.Junction is where accidents are more likely to happened.So,its the norm if you hear screeching tyres and horns in the morning.The fulsome smell of urine wafted up to your nostrils once you step out of your house and again this is the norm.Talking about junctions,there was an accident involving a TIBS bus(the long long one) and 2 lorries.OOOO,I miss out on the action but my mom said that petrol was leaking and the smell of the petrol could really knock people out.Horrendous I must say.

Friday, January 05, 2007

I think that my progress with my progress with my 2007's Resolution is remarkably bad.Y'know maybe feng shui isn't on my side since 4e8 is beside me.Not that4/8 is bad but I feel that:gelap masa hadapan(faham?).Literally.I don't know why they like to deride,belittle and ridicule others.I don't get it.Its like calling the pot calling the kettle black.Literally.HAH!
Yes,its solace that I want and need in times like this.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

So today is the first day of school.I am still expecting that everyone who owns a blog in Singapore and goes to a normal school in Singapore will write:Today is the first day at school.Yes how absolutely interesting to know that.Y'know first days of school is prolly the most lethargic days you ever have unless you're a freshmen.Skip that crappy school matters.Anyway,after school I had to go SOMEWHERE.Anywhere as a matter of fact.So I had no choice but to go to Far East Plaza.BLEAGH!Anyway,I was desperate to pee so I had to go find a toilet.Toilet was clean but as soon as I was entering the cubicle,I was greeted by a I-just-dunno-how-to-describe-it sight.DAMN IT WAS A BLOODIED SANITARY NAPKIN.EEEKS!Hello,I don't need and want to know the contents of what was in your vagina.I admit it that I am turned off by such things but who doesn't?Once,I had to sit at a toilet seat with puke plus chunks of undigested bits of food all over.Only at the harder to reach corners of the toilet seat.SHEESH!The puke was in orange colour but I didn't smell it(like who will?).Please people have some toiletiquette.Dirty toilet is a turn off.The cleanliness of your toilet really reflects your level of hygiene.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Bah.Tomorrow is the start of a new fucking school year.I am the ultimate Scrooge amongst my friends.I am dead tired.Shouldn't been in to that road trip.I feel like a dried up fish but instead of losing my moisture,I have lost all of my enthusiasm.Seeing the familiar faces of my friends doesn't really brighten me up cos I have seen them during the holidays.I feel so absolutely jelak of seeing the same old brand people.No offence.Oh yea.Has anyone done all of their Malay homework?I know I don't.I don't even bother to read Malay storybooks cos if its not some lovey dovey crap,its something religious.You know I hate it when someone wants to advocate their thoughts to me.GO FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER PERSON TO PREACH!Even if they write about some mysteries,I don't find them as enticing as their English counterparts.How ironic to have homework and other supplementary crap during the holidays.I really think everyone has really misunderstood the concept of holidays.Holidays are days meant for relaxation and not giving 2 cents worth of your time to think about the crap at your workplace.I am so dead tired that I wish that I could just drop dead.Wait,dashed that thoughts.I don't want to miss out on schoolwork cos I really have forgotten about my foundation on any of the subjects that I have taken.YAY Adilia!That's the way to start off the New Year.Oh yes,talking about my Malay homework.I realised how rusty my Malay is.
Berkarat memang Bahasa Melayuku.Aku harus berdepan dengan kebenaran bahawa Melayuku bukanlah sebagus seperti apa yang ramai percayai.Aku mesti harungi cabaran untuk menterjemahkan perkataan dari Bahasa Inggeris ke Bahasa Melayu.Aku akan belajar secara intensif mulai dari minggu depan tapi semua orang tahu aku bukan seorang yang berdisiplin untuk mengulangkaji pelajaran-pelajaranku.Malah jikalau kerja kerja rumah semua belum disiap apatah lagi untuk mengulangkaji pelajaran?SHEESH!

p/s:To Brenda:
Ms Kai can't teach Upper Secondary Maths.She could only teach Lower secondary Maths and Chemistry.She told me this redundant fact back when I was only Sec 2
p/p/s:I dread to see that fucking person who radiates himself/herself as benovelent,omnipotent and oh-so-funny.Who do you think you are?God's gift to Earth?Oh yes,btw,you are not an inch close to the word FUNNY.Moron.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Happy New Year!Bleagh,I hate those three words.How can anyone can be SOOOOO overly enthusiastic at this point in time.Okay snap out of it.I think its PMS or the fact that I came back from holiday form hell.I like hell better than this place.I will post everything tommorow.Right now a cup noodles is the only solace I have.How absolutely comforting to know that.

BLEAGH!